Ok, so here's how it works. You answer the question that the person before you asked, then you ask one of your own. These are typically would you rather questions, but I see no reason why they all have to be...

Would you rather: Eat a manwitch in one sitting, or eat a quadruple bypass in one sitting?

definitely a manwich...

how 'bout would you rather have wet socks, or wet mittens?

wet mittens, because that means you were playing in the snow

would you rather: see ert's junk, or see ramthorn's junk?

Thorn's. We've all already seen Ert's, mind as well see something new.

Would you rather listen to the Jefferson's theme Song non-stop or the Leave It To Beaver theme song?

speak for yourself. some of us have seen both... >_<

and... Jefferson's cuz it's easier to drown out with thinking.

would you rather the weather be really hot(i.e. 100-120), or really cold(i.e.-30 or below)?

Really cold. There is no limit to how many clothes you can put on, but a definite limit on how many clothes you can (or should) take off.

Would you rather...be attacked by a horse sized duck? or 30 duck sized horses?

I would rather be attacked by one horse sized duck, because ducks are far superior to horses always.

Would you rather be a vegetarian or have to eat a quadruple bypass burger every day of your life?

i'd rather be a vegetarian, cuz there wouldn't be that many days left to the rest of your life if you ate a quad every day.

would you rather marry a good looking fireman or a good looking police officer?

Police Officer. It's all about the uniform.

Would you rather be forced into the trumpet section or the flute section?

hmm, tough one...they're both pretty annoying, but ima say trumpet, since i've played it before

would you rather go to tempe and lose 55-0, or go to detroit & win 55-0?

Tempe. We already know how that feels and you get to go to the Heart Attack Grill!!

Would you rather repeat ground hog's day or Christmas day over and over again (the same day, mind you).

groundhog day. it's my sister's birthday, she'd be happy. plus you know my feelings on christmas...

would you rather get caught picking your nose, or get caught not washing your hands after you went to the bathroom?

I would rather get caught picking my nose, because I will at least be picking my nose with a clean finger.

Would you rather go commando for the rest of your life, or wear the MOST COMFORTABLE pair of underwear only once ever? (I think we all know MY answer to this... )

Commando. Free ballin' ftw.

Would you rather run two miles or swim a mile?

run two miles, a mile is a LONG distance to be swimming.

keeping with the spirit of the season, would you rather get a crappy gift, or give someone an awesome gift?

give someone an awesome gift... then at least you can share in their happiness.

would you rather be told that your most recent ex is gay, or have to tell your parents that you're gay (even if you aren't, maybe it's a bet or something)?

Have the friend be gay for sure. At least he's open about it.

Would you rather eat cat meat or dog meat?

cat meat, cut at least cats don't eat their own poo...

would you rather drown in maple syrup or drown in beer?

maple syrup, eh

there are MUCH better uses for beer than death

crap, my bad

would you rather cheer for KU or cheer for Iowa?

I would definitely rather drown in beer. At least I'll be so drunk that I wont know I'm dying.

Would you rather have a baby or go through the same exact amount of pain every day for the rest of your life?

And Also I fail. I would rather cheer for KU. At least they didn't defeat the Gophers 55-0.

Same would you rather question applies as above.

i would have the baby. then we could raise it in the TR and it would have lots of tuba uncles and aunts... plus that hurts like hell, i only want to go through that once!

if you were told you had to, would you rather switch instruments, or never be in marching band again...?

I would rather quit marching band. If I couldn't march with you fools it wouldn't really be marching band.

Would you rather have no cell phone or no internet?

now that's just an EVIL question. so i'm gonna circumvent it by saying only cellphone, but a cell with internet on it

would you rather do 20 sets of run cadence or do all of pregame at cascade tempo?

That depends if you're talking Pregame Cascade Tempo in front of a crowd, in that case 20 sets of run cadence as no one will see how much I fail towards the end.

If its just for fun, Pregame Cascade Tempo.

Would you rather shave all the hair off of your body or grow all of the hair out on your body(face, legs, armpits, eyebrows, pubes, head, etc.) for ten years?

Shave all hair. It'll grow back and you'll be normal again way before 10 years pass. Also, I'd sport aviators and return to SPAT camp as a member of the chair hittin' crew. Rookies would poop.

For one month, would you rather swallow a penny once a week or carry 1000 pennies in your pockets every day?

Unless you meant shave also for ten years and I'm dumb and can't read. I'd still shave... and come back to SPAT camp for each of the ten years making rookies poop.

Carry pennies for sure. It'd be good exercise and if you get mugged you can laugh at them.

Would you rather be able to fly or be able to read people's minds?